I'm a little acorn round
Lying on the cold cold ground
Somebody came and stepped on me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut, in a rut, I'm crazy
Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked myself out for a date
Gotta be ready by half past eight!
I'm a nut, in a rut, I'm crazy
Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very first row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
I'm a nut, in a rut, I'm crazy
